jueves, 19 de junio de 2014
Internet
There is a rumor that said that internet was created by the Empress valeria one day she try to connect the phone network to a TV to see the face of the person who was calling her by telephone. USA army plagiarized the idea but every year pays a great sum of money to the Empress for not to talk. These resources are employed to feed orphaned puppies.
Restaurants!!! Oh la la
RESTAURANTS
Here in
Valerinsklandia are a lot places to go for a really good dish, first than al
lis the “valerias dining”
Here you have
the most elegant dinner of the World, you can taste the favourite food of the
queen, for example, meatballs with Octopus or potatos with Sofia`s sauce.
Another good
restaurant is the meat cave, is by the way a cave, with a restaurant in it,
they have the best meat of the World, and a special meat-cut call the
valer-meat. "In my opinion is just Amazing, I have never tasted something like
that" says Psyduck, very excited.
Sports In Valerinskland!!!
SPORTS:
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| The defense Minister is also a great racer |
Here in Valerinsklandia, Sports
are really succesfull, for example we have just win two of three matches of the
football worldcup. Also next year we will have our first F1 GP, in the mitical
circuit of “ Speedy Danae ”, in consecuence we are working to put a nacional F1
team.
Last month Bernie Ecclestone,
come here to see the circuit and he said:
“ is just Amazing the perfect
work that they have done, the luxury of the grades and quality of them is just
magnificent”
As you can se ewe have an unreal
Prix, and you are welcome to see it with your own eyes, also we will have some
pilots to have a race, to help childs in Africa, some of them are Ferando
Alonso, Daniel Ricciardo, Lewis Hamilton, Kimi Raikönen…
Quidditch is our national game, also
harry potter movies take the idea from us, we have been champions since 1986,
we have the best riders, and of course the best teams.
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Recently, Valerinskland was crowned as the World Champion
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| A famous valeriskian tennis player: Dany Morrison . In this photo he is with JuanMartin del Potro and Roger Federer. Some people says that he bears some resemblance with Andy Murray |
Finnaly we have in our country
an especial competente, that`s is who couple can stay Langer kissing each
other, in consecuence of that we have the World guinnes record with 2 days and
3 hrs.
Empress Valeria Vasquez
Valeria D. Vasquez Saez (from classical valerinskian Val- "maximum", er "intelligence", -iahm "shrewdness") is a famous scientist, general, philosopher, strategist, music composer, activist, humanitarian known as the great empress of Valerinskland Empire. Her role role as an innate leader and ruler of the country with the shortest gap inequality around the world have earned her the nobel peace prize. Also is acknowledged as a charismatic performer and a dogged survivor, in an age when government was ramshackle and limited and when monarchs in neighbouring countries faced internal problems that jeopardised their thrones; but she knew how maintained the throne and assist in the development of its people.
Early life
From birth showed an impressive capacity for leadership and became interested in the rights of people. "She always wanted to know more and more because she knew that will help her to achieve the position she wanted to take some day," said Albert Einstein, her babysitter. At that time, Valerinsklandia was dominated by a race of evil rabbits who had captive nation.
Independence war
She played an important role in the war to get rid of the evil rabbits, as a strategist and a leader. After the epic battle of carrots, she managed to seize power and oust the evil rabbits. People were so grateful that they gave her the gift of eternal life and anti acne skin.
As an empress
After that and until this days, Empress Valeria has been responsible for promoting development of empire, making us an example for other countries. Her great contributions to humanity have made one of the most important personalities of the universe.
Early life
From birth showed an impressive capacity for leadership and became interested in the rights of people. "She always wanted to know more and more because she knew that will help her to achieve the position she wanted to take some day," said Albert Einstein, her babysitter. At that time, Valerinsklandia was dominated by a race of evil rabbits who had captive nation.
Independence war
She played an important role in the war to get rid of the evil rabbits, as a strategist and a leader. After the epic battle of carrots, she managed to seize power and oust the evil rabbits. People were so grateful that they gave her the gift of eternal life and anti acne skin.
After that and until this days, Empress Valeria has been responsible for promoting development of empire, making us an example for other countries. Her great contributions to humanity have made one of the most important personalities of the universe.
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| Empress Valeria signing a TLC with aliens |
Empress Valeria in the culture
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| Empress valeria awakening admiration in ancient civilizations |
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| Empress Valeria in her vacations |
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| Always update with trends |
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| imposing trend even in Great Britain |
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| Reverved by her subjects |
Obituaries
Obituaries
On this day we remember the people who died this week
June 15:
- Daniel Keyes, psychologist American writer (1986)
- Fernando Delgado, Spanish actor (2009)
- Bill Haast, American herpetologist (2011)
- Jose Froilan Gonzalez, Argentine racing driver (2013)
- Heinz Flohe, German footballer (2013)
- Kenneth Geddes Wilson, American physical (2013)
- Casey Kasem, actor and American radio personality (2014)
June 16:
- Bernarda Seitz, religious, cook and presenter Argentina (1986)
- Östen Mäkitalo, Swedish engineer (2011)
- Nayef bin Abdelaziz, Saudi prince (2012)
- Susan Tyrrell, American actress (2012)
- Ottmar Walter, German footballer (2013)
- Tony Gwynn, American baseball player (2014)
June 17:
- Romo Jorge Fuentes, Mexican soccer player (1991)
- Dinorah Varsi, Uruguayan classical pianist (2013)
- Rafael Valek, Colombian footballer (2013)
- Geoff Strong, British footballer (2013)
- Jalil Shahnaz, Iranian musician (2013)
- Bulbs Ehlers, American basketball player (2013)
- Manel Comas, Spanish basketball coach (2013)
June 18
- Stephanie Kwolek, chemical Polish-American (1990)
- José Saramago, writer, journalist and Portuguese playwright. Nobel Prize for Literature in 1998 (2010)
- Ulrich Biesinger, German footballer (2011)
- Yelena Bonner, Russian activist (2011)
- Clarence Clemons, American saxophonist (2011)
- Frederick Chiluba, Zambian political (2011)
- Horace Silver, American jazz musician (2014)
June 19
- Manute Bol, Sudanese basketball (2010)
- Carlos Monsivais, Mexican writer and essayist (2010)
- Tom Hungerford, Australian writer (2011)
- Richard Lynch, American actor (2012)
- Emili Teixidor, Spanish writer (2012)
- Gyula Horn, Hungarian politician (2013)
- James Gandolfini, American actor (2013)
June 20
- Erwin Chargaff, Austrian chemist (2002)
- Walter Villa, Italian motorcyclist (2002)
- Larry Collins, writer and journalist (2005)
- Jack Kilby, American electrical engineer (2005)
- Ryan Dunn, American actor (2011)
- Clodosbaldo Russian, Venezuelan politician and economist (2011)
- Umanosuke Ueda, Japanese professional wrestler (2011)
On this day we remember the people who died this weekJune 15:
- Daniel Keyes, psychologist American writer (1986)
- Fernando Delgado, Spanish actor (2009)
- Bill Haast, American herpetologist (2011)
- Jose Froilan Gonzalez, Argentine racing driver (2013)
- Heinz Flohe, German footballer (2013)
- Kenneth Geddes Wilson, American physical (2013)
- Casey Kasem, actor and American radio personality (2014)
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| Tony Gwynn (1960 - 2014) |
June 16:
- Bernarda Seitz, religious, cook and presenter Argentina (1986)
- Östen Mäkitalo, Swedish engineer (2011)
- Nayef bin Abdelaziz, Saudi prince (2012)
- Susan Tyrrell, American actress (2012)
- Ottmar Walter, German footballer (2013)
- Tony Gwynn, American baseball player (2014)
June 17:
- Romo Jorge Fuentes, Mexican soccer player (1991)
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| Geoff Strong (1937-2013) |
- Rafael Valek, Colombian footballer (2013)
- Geoff Strong, British footballer (2013)
- Jalil Shahnaz, Iranian musician (2013)
- Bulbs Ehlers, American basketball player (2013)
- Manel Comas, Spanish basketball coach (2013)
June 18
- Stephanie Kwolek, chemical Polish-American (1990)
- José Saramago, writer, journalist and Portuguese playwright. Nobel Prize for Literature in 1998 (2010)
- Ulrich Biesinger, German footballer (2011)
- Yelena Bonner, Russian activist (2011)
- Clarence Clemons, American saxophonist (2011)
- Frederick Chiluba, Zambian political (2011)
- Horace Silver, American jazz musician (2014)
June 19
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| Emili Teixidor (1932 - 2012) |
- Carlos Monsivais, Mexican writer and essayist (2010)
- Tom Hungerford, Australian writer (2011)
- Richard Lynch, American actor (2012)
- Emili Teixidor, Spanish writer (2012)
- Gyula Horn, Hungarian politician (2013)
- James Gandolfini, American actor (2013)
June 20
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| Umanosuke Ueda (1940 - 2011) |
- Walter Villa, Italian motorcyclist (2002)
- Larry Collins, writer and journalist (2005)
- Jack Kilby, American electrical engineer (2005)
- Ryan Dunn, American actor (2011)
- Clodosbaldo Russian, Venezuelan politician and economist (2011)
- Umanosuke Ueda, Japanese professional wrestler (2011)
Valerinskland take care about enviroment (Enviroment)
Valerinskland a friendly place with earth
In Valerinksland we use a renewable energy to care for nature. We invite you to see the following list about the different kind of renewable energy that we use:
Solar Energy: In Valerinskland we use this energy to warm the jacuzzi of our Empress and all our compatriots bathtubs.
Wind energy: Here this kind of energy is used to generate energy for our homes and also for preserving our valued internet.
Recyclable energy: Remind that Valerinskland is ubicated in Bermuda Triangle and for this reason we use the gas of airplanes that fall down in our country to generate the energy (gas) for our cars.
Finally in Valerinksland we recycle to avoid damaging the environment. Here we have the best tools for recycling and we educate for that. We have its own recycling program, which involves separating the trash, plant trees, instead of going in our private jets we share them with the community, etc.
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Recyclable energy: Remind that Valerinskland is ubicated in Bermuda Triangle and for this reason we use the gas of airplanes that fall down in our country to generate the energy (gas) for our cars.
Finally in Valerinksland we recycle to avoid damaging the environment. Here we have the best tools for recycling and we educate for that. We have its own recycling program, which involves separating the trash, plant trees, instead of going in our private jets we share them with the community, etc.
Continued following us for more information about us. Not miss!!
Valerinskland Empire
It´s a independent state located in Bermuda Triangle. Under the command of the Empress Valeria Vasquez, Valerinskland is the major economic and political power of the world and also one of the countries that has made one of the greatest contribution on technical, theoretical and cultural fields.
As a global leader it is considerated as the most developed country with a very high standard of living have led to the emergence the brightest minds in history, being home of many of the most influential personages in the world.
Besides, is known for their friendly enviromental policies are an example to follow for the rest of the world powers.
Besides, is known for their friendly enviromental policies are an example to follow for the rest of the world powers.
Valerinskland Empire
official flag
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Location on map
Location of Valerinskland (red triangle)
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Location of Valerinskland in America
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| Capital and largest city |  Danaesburg52°31′N 13°23′E | |
| Official languages | Valerinkian Spanish German English French Italian ... (see more) | |
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| Demonym | Valerinskian | |
| Government | Empire | |
| - | Empress | Valeria Vasquez |
| - | Defense Minister | Vicente Villate |
| - | Princess | Andri Urra |
| - | Stephan Weil | |
| Formation | ||
| - | Holy Valerian Empire | 15 de vaskiembre 0 a.V. |
| Area | ||
| - | Total | 357,168 km2 (63rd) 137,847 sq mi |
| - | Water (%) | 2.416 |
| Population | ||
| - | 2014 estimate | 80,716,000[11] (16th) |
| - | 2011 census | 80,219,695[12] (16th) |
| - | Density | 226/km2 (58th) 583/sq mi |
| GDP (PPP) | 2014 estimate | |
| - | Total | $3.338 trillion[13] (5th) |
| - | Per capita | $41,248[13] (15th) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2014 estimate | |
| - | Total | $3.876 trillion[13] (4th) |
| - | Per capita | $47,893[13] (18th) |
| Gini (2011) | 29.0 low | |
| HDI (2013) |  0.920[15]very high · 5th | |
| Currency | Valerio (VAL) | |
| Time zone | CET (UTC+1) | |
| - | Summer (DST) | CEST (UTC+2) |
| Drives on the | right | |
| Calling code | 77 | |
| Internet TLD | .vsk | |
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